Bad jokes...
Title says it all...what's yours?

A truly awful one from me to begin: how do you stop an ghost from scaring you...kick it in the ghoulies.

I'll show myself out the door...
[Image: 23uwoi.jpg]
Reply
Heard from a 5 year old: Two guys walk into a bar (Immediately I think, "Where is this going?").

The third guy ducked.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- If it don't fit, force it.  If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
- If it ain't broke, you might still be able to fix it.

"Maintain a solid 60.  What you do with your other two darts is up to you" -Unknown

My match darts:  24gm Unicorn Phase 2 Purist, short nylon stems, standard Robson Plus flights.
Reply
(05-16-2018, 04:04 PM)JayPro Wrote: Heard from a 5 year old:  Two guys walk into a bar  (Immediately I think, "Where is this going?").

The third guy ducked.

giveup1 outcold
 

******************************************
Match Darts=Harrows Wayne Mardle 501’s ® 22g 

Back ups= Hmmmmm??? ®

 And..A few sets of spares .®   Rolleyes
Cheers,
 Ken 


 


Reply
Lemur Peter was in front at Italy Grand Prix ,but then Ferrari pilot decided to go to pit stop and change tires
180-2(32)

[Image: 29289636496_c8ebf59f1e_t.jpg]
[Image: b409df5c-8df9-4d5e-8338-33e732beb031_zps6vjbnult.jpg]
Reply
Why did the Mexican drunk throw his wife off a bridge?

Tequila!!
Ryk is equipped with...

Arrows -  23g Showtime Ксения Клочек :: Stems- Core Grip ST Med (Blue) :: Flights - ShowTime 100μm (Colour Burst Red) :: - Winmau Blade 6
Reply
What do you call a chicken who thinks he's Superman ??............ Cluck Kent
Reply
Two blonds walking down the street.
Blond one says to the other ahhh , look at the dead bird.
Blond two looks up to the sky and says .....Where ???
 

******************************************
Match Darts=Harrows Wayne Mardle 501’s ® 22g 

Back ups= Hmmmmm??? ®

 And..A few sets of spares .®   Rolleyes
Cheers,
 Ken 


 


Reply
2 fish in a tank...

One says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"

I know I know, off I go...

Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk
Reply
Two Irishmen walking down the street pass a bar.




BWAHAHAHAHA------everyone knows Irishmen can't pass a bar.
Reply
Here's a kid friendly one from llllooooooonnnnnngggg ago.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.


How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Tame way silly, unique up on it.
Reply


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Jokes on you, IM NOT DEAD!!! DIRTY G 21 3,147 10-27-2014, 05:19 AM
Last Post: Cat



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)